I am too good to be true

the title says it all.

HELLO PEOPLE. I am bored. I am bored to the extent that the word 'bored' lost its significance in my dictionary. Wait, meaning to say my boredom is of no existence.... MEANING TO SAY I AM NO LONGER BORED. wtf I owned myself.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING SO RANDOM TO SHARE THAT YOU'LL JUST DIE EITHER LAUGHING OR LAUGHING.

It was my very first time coming across the abbreviation: "FTW" I didn't have the guts to ask anyone what it actually stood for cus that 'anyone' would just respond with an instant palm to face and I'll just die of embarrassment. I racked my awesome (not so awesome in this case) brain and figured out that it's actually "WTF" backwards so it most probably meant the opposite of "WTF". RIGHT? SO IT IS MOST PROBABLY AN EXCLAMATION YOU USE TO EXPRESS THE AFTERMATH (you feeling awesome about yourself) OF ACHEIVING SOMETHING. RIGHT?

BUT NOOOOO. My awesome brain failed me. Actually... i was THIS close... 'FOR THE WIN' is almost similar to what I've presumed what. :( Eh come on.

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS "FML" TOO. I thought it was the new name for "FHM".... wtf.

OH TO ADD ON THE MISERY. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS "IMO" TILL I ASKED TRAVIS MCSHIT (that's Zul Fattah for you)

Okay other than humiliating myself, I've got nothing more to blog about. Lol whoa am I pathetic :O

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Lily: Maybe it is a false alarm. Maybe she is not pregnant.
Barney: Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than a 110%. If one of my little Michael Phelps has got loose, he is swimming for a gold.

WTF HAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY.

HELLO BLOPLE! (since 'people' are specified 'tweeple' in Twitter, I shall be creative and establish that very word in salmon pink)

O.O Don't be slow. BLOPLE. BLOG.... PEOPLE... BLOGPLE. I bet you didn't get it the first time. Whatev, I cannot condemn you for that. LOL too harsh of a word. I cannot blame you for that. It's just the fact that my mind performs at a faster rate than the average human being's. Notice I didn't judge you slow. I'm just faster. Kay, enough of the self praise. MOVING ON.

In my whole entire life, the one combo. that really sucks is this: songs that exudes this depressed aura whatever (really dejected lyrics) + me daydreaming = MAJOR TEAR-JERKER.
It doesn't matter where or when. I'd just start tearing...
A few examples:

1. On a bus ride, sitting in the corner with sad music pouring in my ears... Looks out the glass window (with bloody oil patches or whatev you wanna call that)... Stares into space... Render myself active again... Takes the ever so depressing lyrics in... Letting my thoughts run wild... and there you have it, tears.

2. Waiting for a friend who happens to be late... Crosses my arms hoping he/she/it comes as soon as possible. Takes in sad music. Tada. Tears.

(Involuntary actions) tsk

And many other random situations you can think of. You name it.

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OKAY THAT ASIDE. I CANNOT WAIT FOR FRIDAY! It's gonna be so awesome ;) Miss you guys so much. Not forgetting, my juniors. :) This deserves a huge smiley.

Oh. Another thing to anticipate!!! I can't wait to date my slave (it's not what it sounds like, just a nickname =.=) and he cannot wait either. It's been forever since I last saw him. This deserves a huger (laff owt lowt) smiley.

okay kinda creepy somehow.... o.o


The balm of adorable toddlers in scary (the smiley HAHA) times :D

who am I?

Wendy's in Singapore